Friday, July 27, 2012

"No Sex" Is A Great Form Of Birth Control

So you know how they ask you what form of birth control you use when you are getting your yearly PAP? 
Well, my answer surprised the doctor.

I didn't plan on inspiring her fit of laughter by answering honestly, but the truth is that my form of birth control right now is "No Sex". 
At the time, I didn't know that was such an outrageous response, but I guess it is among her married patients! Hey...I didn't choose for Will to be gone...haha.

I went back again Wednesday, and got some great news!
I still have to go to the Endocrinologist, but my hormone levels and Cholesterol are normal!
Last year I tested with high Cholesterol and hormone levels so low that I was considered infertile.
After a year of taking the right supplements and getting my body in balance, I seem to be all back to normal. Still not ready to have kids and still on the "No Sex" birth control, but the option is back!

Do you know Bethany?
I have been blogging buddies with her for quite some time, and she was the FIRST to send a Care Package to my hubby. Not that the girl needs any thanks (she truly acts from her heart), but I just HAD to participate in Operation Backpack with her. 

Can you imagine being a child, and not having the utensils you need to learn?
It happens ALL the time, and I witness it first hand since my mom is a teacher.
It's not like it costs a lot to donate, and I happened to have ALL of this laying around already!
Whether you scrounge up some pens, raid the Target/Walmart sales, or even donate to the organization, ANYTHING will help.


Bethany, don't read this part, because it will be in your card, but I really wanted to share how amazing I think you are!

"Hello Beautiful!
Since you are so supportive of me, I had to send the love back! I am so proud of you and your big heart. It is so incredibly inspiring and makes me proud to call you a friend. Hopefully, one day I will be able to hug and squeeze you in real life! I love you and tell Shawn that I said hi!!


Janna B."
 Just so you know, it is a PROVEN fact that you get more joy out of giving and donating than you do spending money on yourself. I'm just trying to help you feel better and experience the high of giving!
If you have any questions we will be happy to help you, and hope you all have a great weekend! 

Aunie Sauce


Anonymous said...

Oh my gracious, that is hilarious!! I bet your doc is passing that story on too!

P!nky said...

That is so funny, but the truth :)!

You are such a sweet dollbaby, with such a giving heart :)! xoxo

Anonymous said...

New follower! :) The first part of this post sounds a bit familiar for myself, but I don't know if it's for the same reasons. Either way, good luck!

Blake @ Steady Three Sixty said...

Such a funny post (but true!). And that's a great way to donate and help children in need.


Hilary said...

You're such a great person! And I am SO happy that things are back to normal for you. That's AWESOME news!

Amanda said...

Hahaha love that you answered no sex. But at least you were honest! Glad to hear things are going better for you health wise too!

Kelly { MessyDirtyHair } said...

glad you being safe with sex haha! what a freaking sweet program that is! you have such a huge heart janna, and a giving soul. i love that about you! happy friday GF love you! xoxo kelly

♥ ♥ Just a Girl in Love w/ a Soldier ♥ ♥ said...

You have such a kind, giving heart. We need more people like you in the world!!

Jamie said...

Yay for your improved blood results!

Lindsay @ Trial By Sapphire said...

Haha! Yes, I can only imagine her shock when you said that... followed by laughter, of course!

Happy Friday, Janna!

Georgina said...

Janna your posts never cease to inspire me - thank you!

Jess said...

I love the idea of Operation Backpack! It's true, many kids barely get the food they need to help them even concentrate in school these days. As a teacher, it's hard to find the balance of caring too much/helping those who really need it but any support definitely helps!

Megan said...

Hahaha, the no sex thing made me laugh!! That's the best form of birth control! : )

cynthia said...

oh, what a great idea! i'm clicking over there now!

Niken said...

haha, i'll remember your tips of birth control when i'm married ;)

Kirsty Arnold said...

I giggled. I'm really appreciating your blog and reading about things that really matter. You must get the greatest sense of satisfaction raising awareness about people who devote their lives to protecting their country and other helpful organisations and ways to help!

If you're ever up for writing a guest post I'd love for you to write something for my blog.

Us Australians could learn a thing or two from a wife of an American soldier!

lesley: the dream tree said...

send me a message about the supplements you were taking for infertility. i'm infertile as well because my periods are so frequent that i don't ovulate. can't fix that really, but am always up for supplements!

city said...

thanks for sharing.

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