Will Says The Darndest Things, Part II

I'm STILL full from all the food for Veteran's Day, but it was all worth it! I had the distinguished honor of chauffeuring these four fools Veterans around, including Carrie from Team O'Connor, and we had a BLAST. We hit Chili's, La Parilla, and Beef O'Brady's, and I'm pretty sure we made the most of the day. Did I mention I'm still full?

Although, the highlight of the day had nothing to do with the holiday. Will tried to play a prank on me, and he almost succeeded. Mind you, his goal was to have the cops at our house questioning me, but you will have to read through and I'll explain that at the end. Enjoy the second edition of 'Will Says The Darndest Things'!

Will: I can't talk to you when you're like this...
Me: When I'm right, you mean?
Will: Well, duh.

Will: I don't like her hair.
Me: It's Ombre
Will: I don't know what the eff that is, but if it doesn't come with salsa & nachos I don't want it.

Will: Go get me meatloaf, woman! Publix is still open.
Me: Really? You are going to be demanding when I spent all damn day working on your damn dinner and taking care of your damn dog?
Will: All I'm hearing is that you are being MY damn good housewife.
The next night we had meatloaf.

And for the pièce de résistance, I asked Will to deliver some Christmas decorations I sold to a fellow military spouse, and this is what transpired...

SMH...Only my husband- my wonderful, ridiculous, veteran.  I hope he always keeps me laughing like this, but I'd prefer if the pranks didn't lead to possible police investigations.