Miss Hooter's Colorado

And no, I was not the winner. Just to be clear.

However, I think my girl Chassity did the most PHENOMENAL job on my hair and makeup. She is the soul reason that I made Top 10 for the FIRST time in this particular pageant. 

I was also quite proud of my costume, as I made the wings from SCRATCH with wire, tulle, and feathers. I WISH that I had taken pictures of Will and Buck helping me put it together. Picture two burly men in Army uniform, wielding glue guns and feathers...Yep, totally priceless. Other than losing letters {had to make new ones by hand} and getting makeup on my suit five minutes before I had to go on stage, it turned out pretty dang awesome.

Then, it's bikini time!

Can we just focus on my butt far right?

I'm kind of obsessed. I have been trying to make it bigger and it's actually working!

My girl Rachael took home the crown and I ain't mad. For the THIRD year in a row, I totally called the winner. I know what look they are going for, what they want to represent us at Internationals, AND the HEIGHT they expect. I think it's very sweet that you all cheer me on, but I'm just over 5'3, and that don't cut it. 

I would like to say cheers to Rachael, and more importantly...cheers to Sami because I totally had a Moscow Mule in her honor! Funny story, Sami knows Rachael, which makes this an even better connection. Such a small world!

By the way Sami Girl, I will be working in your hood soon, so we are TOTALLY hanging out. This is your first warning! 

On Monday I will try to link up some sneak peaks of the Cleanse results for Raven's link up. If you follow me via Instagram and Twitter, then you have seen some, but hopefully I have more. So far, I feel like a new woman, so I am going to keep pushing myself this weekend. I hope you all eat some fries, pizza, and drink a beer for me. Surprisingly, I've lost my cravings for these things, but their memories still linger...le sigh.