Wednesday, April 10, 2013

We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming...Koreans are coming! Koreans are coming!


Okay, so you know how everyone is talking about blog drama, and saying that it is not as important as the fact that North Korea's threatening with missiles?
Source: nedhardy.com via Janna on Pinterest


Well, I'm here to tell you that the government thinks that TODAY is the day.
I'm not even shitting you.
I talked to a Government Contractor yesterday, and the White House actually has confirmation and is on alert. Why did this guy tell me this? Because I always get the scoop at the Hoot. It's like Homeland Security doesn't exist inside those walls. For example: I knew when and where Will was deploying before he even knew he actually was deploying! True Story.

Source: nedhardy.com via Janna on Pinterest


The good news, is that I asked him what they will do if the missile launches, and apparently it will get stopped mid air. Thank goodness for technology because Japan and America are pointing our own weapons at his missiles. Still going to be a shit show.

In case we do get blown up:
I'm happy I have been eating a lot of cheeseburgers lately.
At least I won't have to deal with my cold symptoms anymore.
I want my closet room to go to Kelly. {If she survives, duh}
And I hope my husband knows just how priceless he is to me.
Cheers to eternity together!

Moral of the story:
I should make my career choice in espionage.
If Kim Jong-Un sees all the memes we created about him, that nuke is going to point at us!
I don't like blog drama and bloggers that don't like bloggers that say they don't like blog drama.
Yeah...try to figure that one out ;)



29 comments:

Raven said...

This!!!!!!! This is what I have been saying!!! Those damn obama voters!!!! It's end of times!!

At least you won the hooters contest. I can die happy :)

Erin said...

Haha love it! And I almost just said the same thing...blame the Obama voters!!

Rachel said...

Oh man--well, I guess we can be thankful for technology that makes it possible, if necessary, to shoot missile down while still in the air. That's pretty amazing.

Jenn said...

haha I love how in the KNOW you are! Good job, little spy!
I'll keep my fingers crossed today that we don't get nuked.
PS, I love that first pic--lol, too funny!

P!nky said...

OH lawd have mercy!

I'm glad you can give us the what-what about the world. I always thought NK was a loose cannon.

I have complete faith in our military and our protection.

He's like the lil chihuahua in a dog fight, yap yap yap, no bit.

Seriously, the blog drama is ridiculous. Hating is hating no matter what side you are one. People just need to stop...and LOVE!

Helene said...

hahaha why does this make me laugh?!

Kait said...

Maybe it's just me, but Korea and their missiles and their threats are TERRIFYING. But that photo is hilarious.

Jen said...

Oh good gracious....somehow I can't believe this to be true.

Martha said...

Well, there goes the planet...
That picture made me spit out my coffee. That is hilarious. And scary all at the same time.

Erin Reissig said...

Hilarious. Have you seen the kim jong un snickers meme. It's amazing enough that my husband posted it on facebook... and that's pretty amazing.

lol

Happy maybe missile day.

Heather K. said...

I've been seein' this blog drama float around and tweets from CNN about nuclear missiles... and mainly I'm just glad I read your post because now I feel much better.

Whitney said...

I don't really follow the news, but I have heard about NK nukes. I heard their nukes wouldn't be able to hit the US, but maybe Guam or Hawaii, if that. I think if they even tried to do that, we would nuke the shit out of them and they would be obliterated haha

On a happy note... so glad you won the contest!

Lins - Domesticated Working Woman said...

Ditto! And can I admit that I have been avoiding the news for the past week and a half because I'm petrified of this whole nuking now or later thing going on? I'm embarassed to admit it.

Cece said...

Oh no! I can't get nuked in the middle of a juice fast! I've always said I wanted my last meal to be either hamburgers, pizza or a casadilla! I haven't been watching the news so I'm trusting your intel. Wow. I hope this doesn't happen. Obviously. It's so scary and sad how the world has gotten. What the heck are we fighting about? There are so many other things to spend our energy on.

Michael said...

So glad you won the contest! NK needs to take a Xanax and Relaaaaaax.

Krysten @ Why Girls Are Weird said...

So this means I can have TWO pieces of chocolate cake, because it won't matter since we're getting blown up anyway, right?

ifs ands Butts said...

Totally support you going into espionage - you should do it. But just don't join the CIA because I like being in on the secrets

Kenzie Smith said...

I couldn't help but laugh at the memes! We haven't had cable for a few months so I have absolutely no idea what is going on with the world - this is the first I've heard of the missiles!
I am so glad to say that I haven't had any blog drama so far, and I just found out about the craziness that happened on Twitter last night.

Megalin D said...

Was blog hopping and I found you! I also married a soldier :) Def your newest follower!

Grace Inman said...

I really hope he waits to nuke us until I am done with this little diet. I need a milkshake before I bite the dust!

Emmy said...

Wait for real! Scary! And yea missiles being shot definitely way more important that blog drama. Thankfully I have been blogging for almost 4 years now and have definitely seen my share of blog drama-- thankfully just seen and not been involved in.

Irish Italian Blessings said...

OMG I don't know how I found your blog but Will you be my Blog BFF? This is amazing. Seriously, laughed out loud :)

Sharlee said...

This post made me laugh and made me a little scared. Stuff like this makes me scared and sad. But this post made me smile...so thanks! :)

Meg {henninglove} said...

hahah you are too funny janna! i love that first photo of the nerf missile, yes north korea send us nerf missiles!

Blush and Barbells said...

Well shizz, if we're going today I should just eat all the cadbury creme eggs I tried to hide from myself in the back of the freezer

Nicole said...

So Tuesday night while we were all together, one of the guys was telling a story about lightening he saw which we all thought was strange but he was like maybe it was a missile coming from Korea. We were like, yeah because they want to blow up Reeds, MO... I'm not even sure where Reeds ends and begins :)

Nicole said...

I find that the people who say "I hate drama! I stay as far away as I possibly can!" are usually the ones who are in the middle of it :)

HickChickBritt said...

I don't even know what everyone is talking about with the blog drama! haha. I have seen none. I keep hearing people say it is dumb, but I don't even know what they are talking about. I feel like I am in school again, always kept out of the loop! haha

Jean said...

You are too hilarious.

Though, I really have read blog dramas. I'm never with the IN crowd. Damn it.

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