If I Were My Husband

So I know that I ragged on Will yesterday, but I am here today to show him the love he really deserves. I decided that I would participate in Erin's link up, but I would put my own spin on it :)

If I were my husband,

I would spend a lot of money on my car,

but I would save money by doing the work myself.

{Hello, not getting gouged at the mechanic}

If I were my husband,
a lot of things would go in one ear and out the other.

If I were my husband,
I would get water all over the floor when I showered.
{Good thing we rent}

If I were my husband,
I would like scary movies.

If I were my husband,

I would work out everyday.

If I were my husband,
I would be able to drink copious amounts of alcohol without getting a hangover.
{So not fair}

If I were my husband,
I would be technologically inclined.

If I were my husband,

I would be a phenomenal cook.

{I'm pretty good and can follow a recipe, but he's a real talent.}

If I were my husband,

I would be strong, protective, and loyal.

{I feel so incredibly safe in his arms}

If I were my husband,

I would be a real hero.

Luckily, I am me and I get to enjoy him instead. He's my everything.

PS. I am also happy that I'm not a boy because I like to shop, I love femininity, and I don't want to pee standing up. Just to clarify...